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For Love and Lemons
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Wear shoes on the couch and don't apologize for it.
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Drink milk in your underwear.
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Call people on your big, fancy phone.
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Drink whiskey.
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Sleep on the oven.
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Migrate to the kitchen floor.
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Blow bubblegum bubbles in the front yard.
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Suck a lollipop in the backyard.
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Pretend you're a mannequin in a store window.
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Lay seductively on the bathroom sink.
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Send yourself flowers (or rearrange existing ones).
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Sunbathe standing up.
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Drink more whiskey.