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Max Greenfield's Gift Guide Includes a Fur Hammock, Cufflinks

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New Girl star Max Greenfield is hamming it up once again for his lady fans. Following a stint teaching a SoulCycle class (in spandex shorts, no less), a Goop guest editing gig and a model-y Glamour moment, spotlight-loving Schmidt shares his list of "gifts for the self-absorbed guy."

Greenfield's curious curation was recently revealed on The Daily Beast and features a range of where-the-hell-did-you-find-that? items accompanied by witty commentary. Standouts include these satin Batman mask cufflinks ("If you're going to say 'I'm with Batman,' say it discreetly"), this green apple tractor soap ("My body is a sex farm—and must be cleansed with a tractor") and this fur hammock, which he claims is "easily one of this year's top five indoor hammocks." Behold the full list here and purchase with caution.
· Schmidt From 'New Girl' on Gifts for Guys [The Daily Beast]
· New Girl's Max Greenfield Loves Spinning, Pop Music [Racked]
· Max Greenfield Gets All Model-y For Glamour Magazine [Racked]
· Max Greenfield, aka Schmidt, Guest Edits An Edition of Goop [Racked]