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Now that the Coachella 2013 dates have officially been released and the advanced presale is tomorrow, it might help to know what artists actually playing the fest, right? Since the real lineup has yet to be released, there's a hilarious mock-up floating around by Funny or Die that lists all the things you'll likely see and do next year, in the form of Coachella's poster layout. Our favorites include "Daft Punk holograms," "Vodka in a water bottle," "Dubstep at noon," and "Buying a ticket for next year less than a month later." [Funny or Die via LAIY; Previously]