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You know how most insanely expensive stuff is pricey because it's got unnecessary, stupid bling -- hello, $15,000 diamond-studded contact lenses? Well this $528,000 longboard costs that much not because it's encrusted with jewels or made from platinum or even something exotic like whale penis leather, but because it's really really technically mind-boggling. Maybe you'll see one of the bazillion dollar Malibu coastline this Labor Day weekend. Or at least, adorning the surfboard rack on an Escalade or Porsche Cayenne. Click the pic to see it at full size. [Gizmodo, Racked LA, Luxist]