Awesome Sendup of Celebrity Fragrances

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We haven't heard any recent rumors about highly improbably but still all too true celebrity fragrances -- probably the last face-palm inducing scent was from Jennifer Aniston, Queen Latifah, or yet another Kardashian kologne. But we did discover a parody of celebrity scents that has some altogether viable imaginary perfumes. Snooki? We can picture it. And it's actually totally shocking that neither Cher nor Oprah has been immortalized in scent. And Lindsay Lohan?in her dreams, probably. [City Rag]