Russian Wedding Photos Batshit Crazy, Totally Awesome

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Russians are not exactly well known for having good senses of humor about things (Dostoyevsky, Stalin, Eastern Promises, hello?), but these just unearthed Russian wedding photos could change all that. There are people flying, tiny brides, a giant bride with a crossbow, a groom getting ready to nom-nom-nom on his mother-in-law's head?wow. We hope this perky perk is available to ALL Russians, and not just those who can go to the Millionaire's Fair and buy armored SUVs that are outfitted with whale-penis-leather interiors.
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