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Our pals at sister site Racked NTL would NEVER pull the wool over our eyes, or yours, so trust that this American Apparel giveaway isn't an April Fool's hoax. Yeah, it might not be the coolest stuff -- would an old copy of BUTT do anything for ya? -- but what the hell, it's FREE, right? Check instructions in the comments. [Racked NTL]