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The NYTimes via Milan and Paris appear to be saying that hats for chaps are it. Can you see yourself, your boyfriend or bud rocking this look one bit? The headline proclaims: The Cat in the Hat Comes Back!
To which we whisper:
I believe when I see it,
I'll have a heart attack!
I do not like them on Tom Cruise,
I do not like them on any dudes,
I do not like them on James Franco,
I do not like them on the new 90210.
I do not like them, Racked Contributor I am. (Lizz Wassermann)
· The Cat in the Hat Comes Back [NYTimes]