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It's a perfect match: JWoww of Jersey Shore fame has landed a gig designing and modeling for Perfect Tan Bikinis. Not familiar with the line? Our friends over at Racked National describe it as "bikinis that allow you to remove the teeny-tiny spaghetti straps they come with so that your shoulders won't have any tan lines, despite the fact that your boobs will." The suits stay on via silicon adhesive. [Racked N'tl]