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Gentlemen and special ladies, how would you like to beef up your meatstick, without wasting all your time and money on all those penis-enlargement creams, pills, and exercises that regularly spam up our inboxes? LA based undies designer Andrew Christian just unveiled the "Shock Jock Flirt Underwear Featuring a Cup with Authentic Male Features." (Yup, that's a quote straight from the press release.) In other words, these undies come with a penis-shaped foam padding insert. Abs not included. [Racked Inbox, Refinery 29]