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So you've probably already caught wind—an overly perfumed yet fetid, cloying wind about JWOWWs Filthy Couture line, which is as a label as oxymoronic is it comes. But did you know Bruce Willis is getting his own scent? The fragrance and beauty line makes its world debut on Thursday. Besides scents, deodorant and budy wash, the line will include shampoo. Wha?? Dude has been like a cueball for years. While we've never sat around thinking, Man, I bet that Bruce Willis smells good", it makes as much sense as a "fashion" line from someone who doesn't really wear very much clothing [The Cut, Racked National]