Towering Megaplatforms 1, Gaga 0

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Permit us just the weeist bit of schadenfreude as we learn about Lady Gaga taking a very public tumble in pair of platforms. We're honestly surprised that more isn't heard about wardrobe-induced maladies and mishaps. Surely, something's been impaled on her spikes. And as often as she goes out, wearing only a thong to some pretty dubious places?ewww, nevermind. [Racked National]