OMG, Shoes...!? Christian Siriano for Payless Now Online

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The new Christian Siriano for Payless line is available online and in select stores, in all their unadulterated, avant-garde, ankle-spraining glory. These babies only come in full sizes, and the heel clocks in at a staggering 5.5" tall. Dayum! So far, we've called five different Paylesses, trying to get the skinny on which shops around town will carry the monsters, but we're coming up donuts. We'll let you know when and where we find them. [Racked National]