Ed Hardy + Lindsday Lohan, TLA

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In what is absolutely, positively, the most obvious matchup since Kim Kardashian and bebe, it's just been announced that Lindsay Lohan will be working with Ed Hardy handbags. She'll have to design them big enough so that consumers can carry a bottle of her spray tan, and the 6126 leggings, obvs. Speaking of bags: anyone got a good suggestion for what to call the female equivalent of a d-bag? [NY Daily News]