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The Year in Uggo Shoes
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Jimmy Choo X UGGs. Star-spangled, fringed, leopard print
mercifully, at least not all together. Available at Saks and
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Grey Ant X Teva Hiking Stiletto. Two words: Just. NO. Available at New High Mart.
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Irregular Choice multi-hyphenate floral monstrosities. No comment necessary -- you have eyes, don't you? Available at Free People.
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Bernhard Willhelm x Camper. These kind of remind us of Diesel shoes from about five years ago. Only Diesel wasn't charging nearly $700 for the fug. Available at
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Versace Ankle Boots. We admit, it's sort of an arbitrary choice. Versace isn't exactly known for subtlety or versatility, these shoes veer too close to ClownTown for our comfort. Available at