This Toy Does Not Like Children

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The Karl Lagerfeld toy is silently judging you. Tokidoki, which we only just learned is actually an Italian company that makes Japanese-inspired toys, and not a Japanese toy company at all, has added Uncle Karl to its line of 10-inch, big-headded, manga-style figures. We've never been this intimidated by a toy before. What fashion designer would you most like to see as an action figure? [WWD]