Rock's Got Jokes

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Rock & Republic has become something of a local legend, thanks to months of delays leading up to its Robertson flagship's debut. But the grand-opening invites are finally in the mail, and The Chic Leak points out that the brand's sense of humor has come through the turmoil unscathed. The announcement's tagline? "Nothing like being fashionably late..." [The Chic Leak, Previously]