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Decadestwo is giving us the huge honor of having five readers join them for their popup with Post 26 in Brentwood. To whet our collective whistle, they sent us over shots of some of the goods that may be available, including the amazing Prada mohawk shoe. We die!
And have so many questions. First was, "Well, do they come in our size?" And then we wanted to know who in their right mind would part with a shoe this amazing, and why?
But of course Decadestwo would never tell. So we decided we'd make up a story about them ourselves. That's where you come in.
Write a gossip-column style blind item about who owned the shoes and how they ended up at Decadestwo. For example:
Which starlet needed to sell everything, including her gorgeous Prada shoes, to finance her defense in a class action law suit? Turns out her spray-tan product actually gives people cellulite. She offered to give her victims leggings; they want money (and blood) instead.
This A-lister is spectacularly unlucky in love. To hold on to her last beau, she accommodated some quirky behavior—like his foot fetish (eww). She dropped $100,000 in a couple of days, purchasing exotic, luxe shoes, like these mohawked Pradas. And then he dumped her. Now, she can’t stand the sight of him, or any of the shoes she purchased to hold onto him. We wonder if she'll give any of the spree shoes to her friends.
See? That's what we want. Creative. Crazy. But clean, as this is a family place and we don't want to get sued.