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Um, no, not for a million dollars. But let us know if WalMart is on your itinerary! Image via LA Times
Lovely readers, good night and Happy Thanksgiving. We're taking tomorrow off, and we'll be down in the trenches on Friday. If we learn of super-secret, gigantor-style discounts, we will let you know ASAP. Otherwise, tune in on Monday for a full report of the weekend's carnage.