This Duck Is a Cooked Goose

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Thank goodness Dooney & Bourke already has a horizontal stripe collection... looks like Frederic Bourke will be spending one year plus one day in the slammer. Apparently he participated in a conspiracy during a 1998 oil deal. Which sort of proves that oil doesn't always make things roll off a duck's back. [The Cut]