Today in Rumors That Make Absolutely No Sense

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Frillr thinks Amy Winehouse might be doing a guest stint designing for Fred Perry, despite the fact that she can't get it together to record another album. This makes the news about Kevin Federline's children's collection seem positively reasonable. [Frillr; NYM]