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Could anything be more awesome than shopping a Pamela Anderson estate sale? Per UrbanDaddy, this weekend offers the opportunity to "rifle through the personal belongings of Baywatch's most famously buoyant alum." Since she's not such an idiot as to put her address online, "you'll have to board a shuttle from a Malibu market...or a high-school parking lot. Once it has deposited you on the property, you're free to peruse 5,000 square feet of poolside furniture, bicycles, tools, French country furniture, chandeliers and even an electric car..." [UrbanDaddy]