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Time to relax at Just Hillin'—a cornucopia of of gossip and truth about the reality show that we just can't look away from.
1) Style critics have not been keen on Heidi Montag's collection for Anchor Blue, but that didn't stop the pre-tween set from running out to Kitson and buying out—gulp—the entire collection. Style Crunch (pictured right) reports "Heidi, with Spencer Pratt at her side, launched Heidiwood at Kitson on Saturday and was greeted by a crowd of screaming, crying girls, all eager to buy something. The entire line was nearly completely sold out in one day, with the infamous zebra print shirts being the first to go..." What we want to know is who is allowing little Suzy to rock those short-shorts. [Style Crunch]
2) The Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt train wreck might just be getting going, as the NYP Page Six reports a deal brewing: "the fame-hungry duo of The Hills is now in talks with MTV to hawk its nuptials to the network for a Newlyweds-type series." Further, a source says they overheard Spencer saying, "'I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,' and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad." Nick and Jessica, they ain't, but maybe Heidi would design her own wedding dress for Anchor Blue, and that would be awesome. [NYP]
3) Speaking of Heidi and Spencer and train wrecks, Hollyscoop reports that while the couple was in NYC, they called out the paparazzi on themselves: "They were last spotted in Central Park, doing things only foreign tourists and children do, like those boat rides, and all of them are staged! They even brought lots of different outfits so it would look like they were there for more than one day, so that mags would buy more pictures! We're on to you Heidi and Spencer!" Classy. [Hollyscoop]