Just Hillin': Heidiwood & Highland, We're Not Joking

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Unless you want to get trampled by tweens, avoid Hollywood & Highland at all costs tonight. Per H&H's website: "Heidiwood for Anchor Blue will make its first runway appearance 'Heidiwood style' on Friday, April 11 at 8:00 p.m. in the Central Courtyard on level 2. To help commemorate Heidi’s new line, Hollywood & Highland Center will go by the name 'Heidiwood & Highland' for the day of the runway fashion show. All fans are welcome to check out the collection before it hits stores!" The preceding sentence is the best though, which doesn't say anything of import but refers to Montag as a "reality icon." The Heidiwood lookbook is online now, which shows Heidi in sexed-up poses and forgettable little dresses and shorts. There's just no way her collection can outdo her spectac "Higher" video though. [Racked Wire]